Today's Lesson | 2015

Today's Lesson

To B? Or not to B.

To have or have not

Aah! the sun sets

Do or do not, there is no try

To live or to die

To have or to hold

To wait: Hear the crickets

Life goes on

For richer or poorer

It depends on what the meaning of is. is

Take me to the river

Wash me in the water

Dance until you can't dance

Until you can't dance no more

Come on

Get on the floor

Stare at the stars

They have died before reaching us

Better them than me

The End

Today's Lesson

Where can technology take you?

To the moon? 

or the palm of your hand

Wrapped around your own throat

Let us now stand and sing

And still we sing of thee

Sweet land of liberty

To be or not

to be the pilgrim's pride

Oh how our mothers cried

Let's have another genocide

All on TV

Today's Lesson


Me crazy

How you leave your things everywhere

all I do is pick up after you

Your socks and shoes and underwear

Bullet casings and medical marijuana and

Wikipedia entries and understudies for bad theatrical performances

Tearing up

I am tearing up

It's just one of them days

Don't take it personal

It's not you it's me

You've only got one shot

Do not miss your chance 

to Blow

Today's lesson comes to us from

John Paul George and Ringo

All you need is 

a good smack across the face

A new car

An electronic litter box that makes your whole apartment smell like


Shall I compare thee to a summers day?

But still

there is a song


Today's Lesson

To be? 

Or not.

It has been a long day after all

let's just watch a movie of our hopes and dreams being undermined and replaced by boring kitsch suburban nothing

That will make us happy

Now brandish your swords

This is a pop quiz

Who will be at your side when you breathe your last breath?

Time's up

Put down your swords

Put everything you own in a box to the left

Today's Lesson

Cocktail hour!

First you will need the appropriate glassware

A fancy napkin will show your guest you've gone the extra mile

Light a candle for atmosphere

And finally a little gasoline and a good pitching arm

But wait! There's more! There must be music!

Today's Lesson

Is there more than one way to skin a cat?


You must wait for the cat to die first.

Let that be a lesson to you.

Don't let your daddy tell you any different.

Don't be a hero.

Don't take the lord's name in vain.

Don't don't don't don't. Don't you forget about me.

One time, when I was walking in the woods at night, I came upon small clearing lit up by the moonlight.

The grass glowed a mysterious blue, and the dew drops twinkled like a thousand stars.

The creatures of the forest, one by one, hesitantly crept out from the edges of the forest as if to say

Welcome friend.

It doesn't matter anymore.

It is quiet here and you should stay and rest awhile. 

Today's Lesson

America ain't what it used to be.

The End

Today's Lesson

You can do anything if you put your mind to it.